whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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