Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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