can we get nightvision for the apartment?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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