That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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