You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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