great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.