I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.