are you so shy because you have an std?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room