If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing