redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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