I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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