Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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