It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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