how can u be prego again
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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