I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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