so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.