Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.