told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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