before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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