her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Floor bacon is actually really good
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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