The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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