Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich