where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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