honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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