I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize