I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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