That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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