Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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