I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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