i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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