How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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