there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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