you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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