every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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