i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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