What a fucking waste of an outfit
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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