Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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