I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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