You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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