dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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