Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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