I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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