that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
the liver wants what the liver wants
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.