I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!