your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."