google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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