just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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