I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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