i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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