Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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