oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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