when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
She announced her abortion via fbk
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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