loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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