she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him