im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
